I’m actually doing what I resolved to do this year! I’m eating better, working out regularly and losing weight! I’m actually down 5lbs! I thought I had lost 2lbs as of yesterday. I wasn’t thrilled because I, like so many others in America, am addicted to instant gratification. I want it my way right away. Didn’t that used to be a Burger King slogan? Whatever. I’m down 5lbs! Who cares about Burger King!

